Professor Val has a great friend who, from time to time, shares her wisdom-usually in a moment of twisted angst... Here is her latest Drive By Tongue Bitch Rant
"I can't think straight as my bra is very uncomfortable. And then I thought - why is the female gender subjected to having to endure such an uncomfortable device?
Admittedly, a bra does improve the way we look (influenced of course by culture). Now I ask, who on this planet enjoys viewing mushy, lumpy man pants? Men should have to wear a ballssier. Equipped with metal underwires to "lift and separate". They can start out as already awkward adolescents with training ballssiers. Then to bolster their self-esteem and affirm their identity as sexual objects, they can then be forced to wear skimpy ballssiers that are highly uncomfortable and have their goods slip out of the the supportive device.
As midlife approaches, the ballssier can then take on a look that screams to them, 'you have no sex appeal left' where they are then forced to wear large, shapeless nut-cradles. To complete the concept, they should also have to purchase (sold separately of course) deodorizing inserts. I cant wait to witness a man having to spread his legs in a department store in order to be properly sized, then informed that the store doesnt carry that small a size. Lets hear it for the circulation of internet jokes poking fun at aging men and their drooping sacs. For my next thought, I may get into designing a 'testogram' replicated after the mammogram. "
Tongue Bitch Signing Off
...until next time
Monday, October 26, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Housework Foreplay...
I have been telling folks this for years. (I'm going to present this from the view point of the man complaining he isnt getting enough sex but it can just as easily be the woman complaining about the man...)
Couples often bicker about keeping the house clean, taking care of the kids, cooking, doing errands, etc. Say what you want about "women's lib", I feel that those pioneers did not think things through to the end result. Yes women can go out and work and make as much, if not more money than men, but they are also STILL stuck in the kitchen, taking care of the kids, carpooling, cleaning, etc. Women fighting to become part of the work force is also one of the reasons that we need two-income families now just to make ends meet-it changed the economy of the USA (but I digress..)
Are there men out there pulling their weight? Yes. Are there men out there doing everything for the kids, house, wife and still working full time? Yes. Are their lazy women out there doing absolutely nothing? Yes. The majority of the time it's still the woman who has more crap piled on her than time in the day to get it all done.
Instead of whining and complaining that you are not getting enough sex at home, how about pitching in with the chores and the kids and all of that mundane junk? It should not always be the woman's responsibility to do all of that plus work while the man comes home at the end of the workday and does nothing. I'm not saying it's always like this but if it is that way in YOUR relationship, get a clue please...
Taking some of that responsibility as your own can really go a long way in helping a woman feel less like a servant and more like the sexy woman she was before the situation wore her the hell out. It's hard to feel sexy and horny when you are utterly exhausted and extremely resentful that you are stuck doing all of it yourself.
And dads, PLEASE do not ever say "oh, I can't go bowling because I'm babysitting tonight". No, you are not babysitting. They are your kids-you are being a dad. I have never heard a mom say she was babysitting her own kids-have you?
So let's recap... (1) doing your share of housework is better foreplay than the special trick you do with your tongue; (2) recognize that women's lib was not meant to doom a woman to working full time AND being responsible for the entire household but it did change the economy in a way that we now really do need two-incomes to make ends meet in many instances; (3) dads do not BABYSIT their own kids.
Kudos to the men out there who already get this...you are wise! Kick in the ass to men who do not get this-pitch in at home or don't complain that your woman is too tired to also service you.
Comments? I'm sure there will be ;)
Typing this as her hubby is washing the dishes,
Professor Val
Oh and PS.... I just read an article where President Obama was talking about something similar... http://news.aol.com/article/obama-discusses-negotiations-in-his/731906
Couples often bicker about keeping the house clean, taking care of the kids, cooking, doing errands, etc. Say what you want about "women's lib", I feel that those pioneers did not think things through to the end result. Yes women can go out and work and make as much, if not more money than men, but they are also STILL stuck in the kitchen, taking care of the kids, carpooling, cleaning, etc. Women fighting to become part of the work force is also one of the reasons that we need two-income families now just to make ends meet-it changed the economy of the USA (but I digress..)
Are there men out there pulling their weight? Yes. Are there men out there doing everything for the kids, house, wife and still working full time? Yes. Are their lazy women out there doing absolutely nothing? Yes. The majority of the time it's still the woman who has more crap piled on her than time in the day to get it all done.
Instead of whining and complaining that you are not getting enough sex at home, how about pitching in with the chores and the kids and all of that mundane junk? It should not always be the woman's responsibility to do all of that plus work while the man comes home at the end of the workday and does nothing. I'm not saying it's always like this but if it is that way in YOUR relationship, get a clue please...
Taking some of that responsibility as your own can really go a long way in helping a woman feel less like a servant and more like the sexy woman she was before the situation wore her the hell out. It's hard to feel sexy and horny when you are utterly exhausted and extremely resentful that you are stuck doing all of it yourself.
And dads, PLEASE do not ever say "oh, I can't go bowling because I'm babysitting tonight". No, you are not babysitting. They are your kids-you are being a dad. I have never heard a mom say she was babysitting her own kids-have you?
So let's recap... (1) doing your share of housework is better foreplay than the special trick you do with your tongue; (2) recognize that women's lib was not meant to doom a woman to working full time AND being responsible for the entire household but it did change the economy in a way that we now really do need two-incomes to make ends meet in many instances; (3) dads do not BABYSIT their own kids.
Kudos to the men out there who already get this...you are wise! Kick in the ass to men who do not get this-pitch in at home or don't complain that your woman is too tired to also service you.
Comments? I'm sure there will be ;)
Typing this as her hubby is washing the dishes,
Professor Val
Oh and PS.... I just read an article where President Obama was talking about something similar... http://news.aol.com/article/obama-discusses-negotiations-in-his/731906
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