Drive By Tongue Bitch Rant #1

Professor Val has a great friend who, from time to time, shares her wisdom-usually in a moment of twisted angst... Here is her latest Drive By Tongue Bitch Rant

"I can't think straight as my bra is very uncomfortable. And then I thought - why is the female gender subjected to having to endure such an uncomfortable device?

Admittedly, a bra does improve the way we look (influenced of course by culture). Now I ask, who on this planet enjoys viewing mushy, lumpy man pants? Men should have to wear a ballssier. Equipped with metal underwires to "lift and separate". They can start out as already awkward adolescents with training ballssiers. Then to bolster their self-esteem and affirm their identity as sexual objects, they can then be forced to wear skimpy ballssiers that are highly uncomfortable and have their goods slip out of the the supportive device.

As midlife approaches, the ballssier can then take on a look that screams to them, 'you have no sex appeal left' where they are then forced to wear large, shapeless nut-cradles. To complete the concept, they should also have to purchase (sold separately of course) deodorizing inserts. I cant wait to witness a man having to spread his legs in a department store in order to be properly sized, then informed that the store doesnt carry that small a size. Lets hear it for the circulation of internet jokes poking fun at aging men and their drooping sacs. For my next thought, I may get into designing a 'testogram' replicated after the mammogram. "



Tongue Bitch Signing Off
...until next time