Was there a Don't Ask, Don't Tell Experiment In Space?
Who would have though that sex would be such a hassle in space. (click on SEX: Shrinkage...to read the whole story) Sure the space suits would be an obvious issue but what about the efficacy of oral birth control, the effects of zero gravity on the blood pressure (causing a smaller than usual penis size), increase perspiration, etc... on the upside, zero gravity is great for sagging boobs and the like. Nothing like a cosmic lift!
Another major concern is how space would affect the embryo/fetus, should a pregnancy occur.
Sapes are always looking for ways to spice up the sex life. I'm thinking that micro-gravity groaning is not around the corner. Imagine droplets of sweat and other body fluids dancing around you as you are engaged in the act... Imagine needing velcro to keep you physically attached to your partner-hm... you don't need to be in space for that one.
Zero-gravity might just get me on my bathroom scale again,
Professor Val
(Visit my online/phone life coaching site: Soma Space Coaching)
Another major concern is how space would affect the embryo/fetus, should a pregnancy occur.
Sapes are always looking for ways to spice up the sex life. I'm thinking that micro-gravity groaning is not around the corner. Imagine droplets of sweat and other body fluids dancing around you as you are engaged in the act... Imagine needing velcro to keep you physically attached to your partner-hm... you don't need to be in space for that one.
Zero-gravity might just get me on my bathroom scale again,
Professor Val
(Visit my online/phone life coaching site: Soma Space Coaching)
4 comments:
I volunteer to help peel some sapcebabe from her spacesuit in weightlessness to do the zero-g mambo in a space capsule built for 2!
me too..and its spacewoman, johnnie-boy, welcome to the 21st century :)
I would prefer having sex onthe ground. Maybe in 15 years I might appreciate being in space. Everything usually runs south so I would be good. And penis size? I think many women can agree it is half about the size and half about what you do with it. I can't really say though I would ever have enjoyable sex in space and really can't see how anyone would. My focus would be on making sure we stay together I can't even enjoy it. On the benficial side,men will actually have to work in bed instead of just lying there. But that is a whole other issue.
i personally dont think that sex in space would be really enjoyable... for either person... but its a pretty wild idea.
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